Predictions For 2014

  • The Daily Hugh Grant to become the UK’s best read Newspaper; in which Hugh Grant decides exactly what is and what isn’t newsworthy on a daily basis
  • Clare Balding to become Clare Balded
  • The Hugh Grant Times to be dissolved after a publication run of only two weeks; set up by the remnants of 2013’s Free Press with the aim of dishing the dirt on the life of Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant by then lives an increasingly dull life spending hours at a time editing The Daily Hugh Grant instead of misdemeaning
  • Juan Mata won’t matter at the World Cup Finals
  • Hugh Grant wins The X Factor 2014 (thanks to strong media support)
Hugh Grant composing the 2014 Christmas No 1

Hugh Grant composing the 2014 Christmas No 1

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