For 28 years Morrissey has known of a light that never goes out, and yet he has never divulged it’s location. During that time 43 Polar Bears have drowned to death because of melting Ice Caps. It is estimated that had the light that never goes out been put out for just 8 hours a day during those 28 years then the lessened Carbon Footprint would have allowed the Polar Bears to survive and possibly prosper. The Polar Bears can at least take solace from the fact that they are white; if they were black Morrissey would have also said something boring and potentially racist about them too.
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